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I had finally hit my stride as chief of
medicine.

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I was bonding with the staff.

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Okay, mister, it's a new dawn, it's a
new day.

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We've got the energy.

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Nailing it as a teacher. Remember when I
taught you about the oncotic pressure

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and third spacing of fluid in liver
patients?

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Thank you.

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On it.

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And keeping up physician morale.

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Handful of cake and it ain't even my
birthday.

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I was born this way.

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Never done one squat. Oh, I know. Even
Turk's rock -hard tush couldn't knock me

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off my game.

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What the... Good morning, Aldi. You can
imagine my pleasure and shock to see you

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haven't yet turned this place into a
spirit Halloween store. Kudos on passing

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the lowest bar possible.

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What are you doing here? Is it something
with me? I'm incredibly busy, but...

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Okay, I've moved some things around. I'm
free now.

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Ugh, Harry, is this man bothering you?

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But he has been for the better part of
25 years. And if you must know, Park and

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I have dinner plans. But, Pumpkin,
relax. We're going to stop at Zales

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afterwards and get you something
gorgeous. Oh, I love that.

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What piece of jewelry screams daddy
issues?

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I wouldn't know, Park. Oh, definitely a
belly chain.

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Well, if you're missing your daddy, then
I'm thinking a locket. Ooh, I would

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love a locket. Off we go.

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Hold it.

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Don't worry. He's gonna look back. He's
gonna look back. He's gonna look back.

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Nope. He put his arm on his shoulder.

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Dude, summon your big doctor energy and
glide away.

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I can't do this all on my own. No, I
know.

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I'm no Superman.

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I'm no Superman.

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Since Dr.

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Cox was here, I wanted to throw some
extra sauce on rounds.

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Luckily, I re -watched Independence Day
last night.

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Mankind.

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That word should have extra meaning for
us all today.

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Nailed it.

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Look, guys, you are no longer untrained,
untested newbies. You have learned so

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much by now.

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Dr. Dorian is right.

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There it is. It only took 25 years.

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You have so much more knowledge than you
did six months ago when you started

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with me. Bet you feel pretty good about
that, right?

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Stop smiling.

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Because you're, in fact, dangerous.

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You now know enough to think you know
everything.

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You're like that 10 -year -old at the
wheel of a Subaru. Can your feet reach

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pedals? Well, sure. Should you actually
operate the vehicle? Under no

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conditions. And just like that 10 -year
-old, you're all potential killers. Dr.

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Cox, I'm going to need you. That's
right, killers.

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Killers screaming, wee -hee, as you blow
through the front of a diner, nearly

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taking out an innocent family. It feels
like you're not hearing me.

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Cheesy fries and sugary beverage. He's
not an employee.

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I'm powerless.

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It's okay. I need him to take a listen
to me.

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Allow me to put Dr. Cox's dark tableau
through the John Dorian positivity

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filter. You got this, okay? Just be
alert and bring your A -game. We have a

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challenging day today.

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All I wanted was for my interns to shine
in front of Dr. Cox today. But

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unfortunately, the odds were against us.
You can't hide from the Hippocratic

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rule of thirds.

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One -third of very sick patients die no
matter what you do.

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One -third die because of what you do.

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And one -third get better on their own.

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We're going to do everything we can for
you.

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Patients' labs came back. She's
hyponatremic. We'll start IV scouting

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replacement. Got it? Good. And don't let
Dr. Cox being here get in your head.

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Oh, I won't. I think he's hilarious.
When a research ranting, I record him,

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it, like, always goes viral.

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You have much healthier way of coping
with him than I did. I gave myself

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like... Five times. Oh, my God. I'm so
sorry.

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I wanted Perry to know just how well I
was filling his shoes.

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So the key to teaching my interns has
been my radical approachability.

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First of all, there are no dumb
questions.

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I see. So just dumb statements like that
one? I'm going to ignore that. Second,

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I never wear my white coat.

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I feel like when I dress like an intern,
it says, I'm just like you guys.

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A superhero without a cape.

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Well, you're going to want to swoop down
out of the sky and help your equal over

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there find whatever it is he's looking
for in the medical waste bin.

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Fleming, I have told you before, if your
Invisalign is in there, it is gone for

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good. Now get, get, get.

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Stupid Fleming and his underbite. Where
are all the interns I told to come and

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say nice things about me? Dr. Dorian,
once again, your brilliant teaching has

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saved a life. Go on. My patient was
cleared for discharge, but something

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off, so I ran some blood cultures and
he's septic.

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If you hadn't reviewed the signs with us
this week, I wouldn't have caught it.

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And there it was.

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The facial contortion Dr.

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Cox made when he was struggling to choke
down a compliment.

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To you, sir.

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I could kiss you. Dr.

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Dorian, I get that the British thing is
a huge turn -on. It makes him seem both

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exotic and safe.

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But you cannot kiss him. No, it's just a
figure of speech. I wasn't trying to

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kiss him. I wasn't trying to kiss him
either, but here we are. May I be

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Yes, please. Go to your room.

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Thanks to the good news with Asher's
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our favor.

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And I had to give it to Park. He was on
top of it with Blake's patient.

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I've been sick for three weeks. I'm
burning up. I feel like death.

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Can I get some antibiotics?

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Here's what antibiotics will do for your
viral infection.

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Nothing.

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Nice meeting you.

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Oh, if you're leaving a comment card,
his name's Dr. Park.

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But he is right about the antibiotics.

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Fine. But if he's wrong, I'm going to
sue both of you.

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Cool.

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Chris's infection was caught early, and
we expect him to respond well to

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treatment. I'm just waiting on one more
test.

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Thank you so much, Doctor.

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You guys can go in.

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Hi, Daddy.

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I love that little voice you do when
you're talking to family.

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Well, I'm just doing all that I can for
them.

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Let's go to the supply closet right now.

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Okay. I love supplies.

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Here's the results for your sepsis
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You're not going to like this.

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The CT shows he has a deep neck upset.

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I think he might need surgery.

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What's all that whispering about?

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I knew what I hoped it was. I was
reluctant to say anything until it went

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through, but I submitted me and J .D.
for the amazing race. Do you think you

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could cover for him for a month? Well,
only the father of medicine could cover

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for that man.

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And he's fine, too. Gorgeous!

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Thank you.

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When are you going to stop needing his
approval?

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I don't know, Turk. When are you going
to stop loving Carla? J .D., that is not

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an appropriate comparison.

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The thing I don't get is, if Cox is just
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around the hospital all day?

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Do you think he's getting intel about my
work as a chief? Who cares?

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Everybody thinks you're doing a great
job. Just keep singing that psych -up

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you sing in your office every morning.

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Oh, I didn't know you could hear that.
But I don't care, because, baby, I am a

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firework.

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Dr. Reed, I bolus the hypertonic saline
solution for Tina.

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Wait, you did what?

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Oh, my God.

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You can't bolus hypertonic saline. You
have to calculate the sodium deficit.

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Get me a nurse. Tell them to bring DVADP
and V5W.

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I didn't know. Will she be okay? I don't
know, Dr. Fox. Move out of the way.

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Just get out of the room.

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Notify neurology. Hey.

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Did you see Danny's chest x -ray? Let me
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Inconclusive with possible opacity.

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We should give him the antibiotics. It
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superinfection. What it is is a
radiologist covering their ass. If they

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inconclusive, then they're not
responsible in the .0001 % chance that

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pneumonia. Yeah, but we're on the hook
if it is. Are you really letting your

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patient dictate how you treat him?

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You have the vibe of a dom top, but you
doctor like a sub -bottom. I bartended

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at a gay bar, so I know what that means.

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And if being a sub -bottom means not
getting sued or worse, then give it to

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Daddy.

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How's my patient?

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We have to see how he does after he gets
out of recovery.

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I don't understand. I did everything
right. I caught the infection early, but

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still got worse.

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You've got to figure out a way to cope
with stress.

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You know what?

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I have a method I use that could help.

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Follow me.

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All right, the rules of the game are
simple. You must jump off the physical

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therapy trampoline and then shoot the
mannequin's head into the bin. Got it? I

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don't think I can hit that. Maybe, maybe
not. But when my daughter was in NICU,

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all I could do was wait, and this saved
my life.

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Pro tip, elbows in, fingertips on the
eyelids.

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Let's go.

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You can do it.

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Even if she was, she could have
neurologic deficit or be in a coma.

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Tosh, you can't beat yourself up. If I
kill someone? Oh, and you put her like

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that. But none of that has happened.

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Hopefully she'll be okay.

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Moments like this live with interns
forever.

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When a patient is a victim of a mistake,
doctors are the second victim.

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Tosh, I know all you're doing is
worrying about that patient, but it's my

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worry about you.

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I want you to see a counselor right now.

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Honestly, the only positive right now is
that my mentor wasn't here to see

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everything fall apart.

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I knew white guys were bad at this, but
British white guys are the worst.

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I can't stand this waiting. There has to
be something else we can do for the

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patient. Kid, there isn't. We both did
everything we could. So now's the time

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let it go or leave it with God or the
universe or whatever it is you believe

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Well, that's never worked for me.

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But okay.

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I believe if you make that basket, our
patient will be okay.

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I don't like putting that type of
pressure on myself.

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We're doing this to take our minds off
of it. But, uh, okay. Come on. Let me

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show you how it's done. You ready for
this?

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Here we go.

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Big shot.

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I told you.

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I don't believe in bald on bald
violence, but you've given me no

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choice. Run.

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Watch out. He's mad.

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That's the thing about this place.

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Sometimes all you can do is let go and
hope things work out.

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I have some good news.

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Tina's stable.

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She's going to be all right. Oh, thank
God.

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You made a huge mistake, and you got
really lucky.

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And hopefully you never have to get this
lucky again.

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Chris is alert and doing well.

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Last shot, Dr. Tut?

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Alert.

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Mr.

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Johnson, I have some good news.

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The good news is I was right and you
were wrong.

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Danny's fever broke without antibiotics.

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I'm pretty sure the good news is that
Danny's okay.

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Listen, I know you blame yourself for
that woman who died in the parking lot,

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but doctoring scared will never be
what's best for your patients.

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And by the way...

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I knew you bartended at Knight Gliders.
I recognized you the minute you stepped

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foot in here.

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Yeah? I remember you, too.

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You were the only guy who didn't tip.
Yeah, well, you were the only bartender

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who wouldn't sleep with me.

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Congratulations. We had three very sick
patients, and they're all going to be

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okay.

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We beat the odds.

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So enjoy it. Around here, that doesn't
happen all that often.

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Oh, Dr. Cog.

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I didn't see you over there. Do you want
to give one of your famous I -believed

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-in -you -the -whole -time speeches?

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No, I... Oh, my God.

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It doesn't

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matter how many people you save.

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When one of your own falls, it hits
deep.

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Why didn't you come to me if you haven't
been feeling well? Because I knew you'd

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turn this into some overwrought emo
crybaby feelings fest. Hell, I can

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practically hear the indie mope music
playing in your head right now.

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I'm just saying, I can't believe you
went with Dr. Park over me.

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Well, he probably knew you'd turn this
into some sort of overwrought emo cry,

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baby. I already said it. Oh.

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Well, the good news is your scans and
tumor markers came back negative, so

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not cancer.

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Thank God.

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We're still waiting on your set rates,
ANCA and CRP.

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We'll know more later this afternoon.
Thank you, Dr. Park. I'd like to take

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Perry's care from here. Not happening
there, Dr. Nurse Jackie.

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Come on, you can barely hold it together
with patients coming in off the street.

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How are you going to be objective with
me? Besides, look at yourself.

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You're already emotional and you haven't
done anything yet.

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It's not true. I updated your weight.

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Congrats on keeping it tight.

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J .D., we both know if you had to walk
into this room and tell me that I was

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dying, it would break you. No, it would
break me if you didn't give me the

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opportunity to help you by doing
everything that you trained me to do.

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Still not happening. Besides, there's no
training for the maniacal patient I

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plan on being.

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Cujo, Old Yeller, pick your rabid dog,
and I'm going to best him. Now, I will

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removing my own IV because your nurses
gave me regular saline instead of D5W.

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Oh, my God. I think he's actually
tearing up because you mentioned Old

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I'm not tearing up. I'm not a child. I
don't need to be protected, okay?

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And if you want someone who's going to
take you behind the shed and shoot you,

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go with this idiot.

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Dr. Tosh, full disclosure, outside of
this room, Dr.

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Reed and I have been enjoying a
blossoming female friendship. But in

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simply Participant A and you're
Participant B.

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Participant A, you have the floor.

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I know this morning was really
traumatic, and I'm just really glad that

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talking about it.

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That was very nice, Participant A.

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Participant B, would you like to read
aloud your formal complaint against Dr.

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Reed? What?

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You told me to raise the sodium on our
patient but didn't guide me on how to do

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it. Yeah, because you should already
know how to do that.

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She told me to get out of the room. You
almost killed someone.

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Okay, you can't say that.

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She screwed up.

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You can't say that either.

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You made me feel terrible. It just makes
me want to quit.

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I'm trying to teach you.

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What am I allowed to say?

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We'll be covering that in your mandatory
bi -weekly seminar.

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Oh, this is so stupid.

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Friendship Sibi here. I hear you, and we
will bitch about this later.

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Business Sibi, you can't say that.

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You are not a doctor in this hospital.
You cannot change your own medication.

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This is, in fact, the same level of pain
meds you'd give to a woman having a C

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-section. But since my doula and I have
already discussed having a natural

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childbirth, we're going to be lowering
the dose. Or I'm going to take this

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America's Best number one pudding and
decorate your wall with it.

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You can have this hot mess.

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He's all yours.

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I see you've extended your reign of
terror to the staff.

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Gave him something to talk to his
friends about around the hospital.

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You know, I've actually come to
appreciate your teaching style.

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I mean, not all of it. I did not think
it was necessary to call me a prostitute

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who caters exclusively to clowns.

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Still makes me laugh at the course of
times.

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And for what it's worth, I was too harsh
with you.

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Sometimes I sit up at night thinking I
actually could have driven you out of

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this place.

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And if I had...

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It would have been my biggest failure
and my greatest regret.

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I appreciate that.

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God let me be, will you? I have some
decorating I need to attend to.

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Oh, please let him. I'm going to rub his
nose in it like a nasty dog.

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You know, I've never actually had to
sleep in one of these things, but I am

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leaving your side until we get your
results.

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Dean, would you, uh... Would you pray
with me?

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Wow, first curveball.

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Of course.

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Punks was never religious, but when
you're facing your own mortality, you'll

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anything.

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Dear God, or who's ever up there, I know
I haven't exactly turned to you pretty

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much ever, but I need you now.

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So please, Lord, let that chair fold in
on J .D. and quietly suffocate him so

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that I might have a few moments of
peace.

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If these are, in fact, my last few
moments.

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Thanks, Scott. Go ahead. Make your
jokes.

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But I know you're scared.

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For once, just let me be there for you.

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And there it was.

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His test results.

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I knew how I wanted this to play out.

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Oh, no, not you, Scram!

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J .D., come on!

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To the lake!

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But that's not how these things go.

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Go ahead.

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Well, don't sugarcoat it.

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Because I understand what everything
means on there.

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Dr. Tosh, you got a second?

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You said that I made you feel like
quitting.

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I would be a real failure on my part if
you did.

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But I would also be failing as a teacher
if I didn't hold you accountable for

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your mistakes.

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I know I messed up.

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I was just afraid it meant I wasn't good
enough to be here, so I blamed you.

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And I'm really sorry.

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Come here.

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It's okay.

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You come across a lot more confident.

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That's just a part of my brand.

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There are many things we fool ourselves
into thinking we have control over.

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If I make this cock, it's going to be
okay. It's going to be okay.

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That's it. I'm going to rip your head
off and do this with it.

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That counts.

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That counts. But the truth is we can
never predict what's in store for us.

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give me a hug, nigga.

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All we can do is be there for each other
when the odds are against us.

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It isn't great.

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But it could be worse.

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Worse than my own body attacking itself?

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It's an autoimmune disease, for God's
sake.

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There is no cure for this. It's a matter
of...

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managing the crisis that's going to be
thrown my way in the bottom of the

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Harry, you know this disease has a high
survival rate, especially since we

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caught it early. We're in the beginning
stages of renal failure, J .D. Yeah, but

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you can slow all that down. With
aggressive treatment and an

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microscopic polyangiitis can easily go
into remission.

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Did you really think that this couldn't
happen?

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Just because we're out there taking care
of all of them?

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It would get some kind of karmic
immunity, protect us from what's coming

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all.

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Yes.

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Will you promise me that you'll keep me
alive for a very long time?

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Because I don't want my death to be the
thing that makes you cynical.

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I promise. Let me finish.

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Because I won't be around here to enjoy
it.

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And even in death, I couldn't bear the
irony.

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All I can hear is that you're going to
let me be your doctor.

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I'm already tingling from the prospect
of our sponge bastard.

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I tried to protect you from this.

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Everything I had.

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But I am so scared.

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And I don't care if you don't like it.

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It is the best path forward.

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Turk had asked me when I'd stop needing
Dr.

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Cox's approval.

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Okay. It was now.

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Because now, and I got you, he needed
me.

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